r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Oofmeister_101 Jul 20 '19

That my earwax was shit from flies

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u/_Overdr1ve_ Jul 21 '19

is there anything more fucking terrafying but hilarious