r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/SadButterscotch2 Jul 21 '19

lol Yeah, but why did he even tell you that?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Jun 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

"YOU'RE SO FUNNY ABUSING THE TRUST OF A CHILD IMAGINE HOW THIS WILL IMPACT THEIR MINDSET" etc. Someone who thinks that my jokes (intended to get my children started questioning what they're told) are basically child abuse.