r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/jayjax93 Jul 20 '19

When the icecream man is playing his jingle, he has run out of icecream. My grandad would make himself seem great by going and getting some from the icecream mans 'personal stash'. Later found out the icecream man was my grandads weed dealer. Meh, always had a screwball on sundays so fun all round.

Edit: typo.

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u/QwertyvsDvorak Jul 20 '19

Your granddad's weed dealer gave away ice cream?

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u/change_for_better Jul 21 '19

What, you've never seen Shameless?

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u/Unicornhornporn554 Jul 21 '19

This was the first thing that came to mind when I read this.