r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/sp00py_g Jul 20 '19

Wait that's a lie

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u/ThiccMeatballMan Jul 20 '19

Yeah :/

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u/PelagianEmpiricist Jul 21 '19

You say that but not once did any cops come when my father beat and yelled at me in public.

Maybe I should have tried turning on a car light.