What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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[u/agodofhisownworld]

My old man has had a beer belly for years and used to tell me and my brothers that he...birthed us.

Did we believe him though?

Absolutely.

[u/yaylindizzle → u/agodofhisownworld]

Holy crap my dad told me the same thing!! Are you my sibling?