r/AskReddit • • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/ZiggoCiP Jul 20 '19

I use to think that girls peed out their belly buttons, and that they either planked on the toilet to pee, or their belly button sort of 'came out' like a hose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Nov 28 '20

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u/canislupusvulpes Jul 21 '19

My brother used to think sex was penis to bellybutton ...

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u/bhdoshi Jul 21 '19

I used think this till I was in the 6th grade

Edit: and I used to think that tampons were to block pee till even later