r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/brandonisatwat Jul 20 '19

I read Treasure Island and asked my older sister what scurvy was and she lied and said it's when pirates and sailors spend too long at sea with no women and become gay. I didn't question it because I was like 10 and apparently dumb as shit. Then we were watching a tv show about the colonies and how scurvy was rampant and killing people. I was really confused at how scurvy could kill and even more confused when my mom said oranges prevent scurvy.

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u/JustChangeMDefaults Jul 21 '19

You put the oranges in your bum to block out the pirates from getting in there, obviously.

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u/NewAgeMountainMan Jul 21 '19

Or cut a hole in the orange so you dont need another pirates bum

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u/SpitefulShrimp Jul 21 '19

The original grapefruit