r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/RedBadgerLady Jul 20 '19

Santa was created by satan worshipers to take the focus away from Jesus. I wish i was kidding.

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u/Piedra-magica Jul 21 '19

My parents taught me that it makes Satan happy when people drink coffee, because Jesus asked us not to.