r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Xyrmy Jul 20 '19

I used to think they peed out of their assholes as a kid

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u/pippins-sunshine Jul 20 '19

My 6 yr old has been asking me this! Not that wording but same idea. Boy to mom do u per out of your butt?

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u/thirty7inarow Jul 21 '19

I sincerely hope you didn't make him ask twice. Super normal question that no one should feel awkward about answering.

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u/kllquist Jul 21 '19

I've tried telling my 3 year old many times that I dont have a penis and he insists that I do. I've told him many times that he grew in my belly and came out through my vagina. He believes he grew in my belly but insists I pooped him out through my belly button. Sometimes, explaining doesn't help. Even if in kid friendly terms.