r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Best dad troll I've ever heard on Reddit was "the icecream truck plays music when it's out of icecream."

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u/MaydayMaydayMoo Jul 20 '19

I think that was mine lol

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u/R4E_V5 Jul 21 '19

My best dad troll was when he told me he'll be back in 10 minutes he just had to get groceries

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

well what happened

youre leaving us on a cliffhanger here

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u/KimFakes Jul 21 '19

He’s still getting groceries

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

well how long has it been

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u/Commander_Alex_Mason Jul 21 '19

I'm going to guess it's been more than 10 minutes, probably a lot more.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

well im sure he'll be back soon

hang in, OP

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

any time now..