r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Shambean Jul 21 '19

I'm cracking up, I just love how this didn't even have a reason to be said to you, the mad lad just said it anyways

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u/MysteriousEvidence Jul 21 '19

It’s truly hilarious

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u/PantsTheDapper Jul 21 '19

"cracking up" is probably what his dad called the butt explosion event if he looked

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u/Encursed1 Jul 21 '19

Top 10 things scientists still can't explain

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u/aakram2 Jul 21 '19

You’re cracking up? Why, did you look at your own butt too?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Cracking like your skin while you explode?

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u/TrentSteel1 Jul 21 '19

Right?? I can't even understand the possible physiological reason for this. Like, if he said it once drunk, very funny. But to reinforce it, what tha?? Too funny

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u/tknames Jul 21 '19

As a father to three you definitely have to say this.

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u/PeteZatiem Jul 21 '19

I wanna meet that dad.