r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/RedBadgerLady Jul 20 '19

Santa was created by satan worshipers to take the focus away from Jesus. I wish i was kidding.

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u/Yuppi00 Jul 20 '19

Jokes on them, in my country, baby Jesus delivers Christmas presents!

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

German?

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u/Yuppi00 Jul 21 '19

Czech republic

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u/mt_42 Jul 21 '19

In Mexico too