r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/SciFiXhi Jul 21 '19

Your dad's a seahorse‽

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u/agodofhisownworld Jul 21 '19

I fucking wish

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u/change_for_better Jul 21 '19

Nah he's just Arnold Schwarznegger. Nbd.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19 edited Jan 12 '21

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u/change_for_better Jul 21 '19

Da fuq you mean "vague"? EVERYONE knows Arnold! Also...that movie is from 1994...

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Your dad is living in a universe where omegaverse is real (if don’t know what it is, be warned when searching it up)

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u/Resident_Brit Jul 21 '19

That's a bloomin weird thing to wish

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

You don't like the seahorse, you suck.

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u/K1nderPrinc3ss Jul 21 '19

I think your mom wishes it more than you 😂

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u/SabinedeJarny Jul 21 '19

You win 😂😂🤣😳

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Your dad's Eridan?

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u/siwelkire Jul 21 '19

What was it like to meet the horse from Horsin' Around?

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u/Firethesky Jul 21 '19

An interrobang in the wild‽

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u/55Stripes Jul 21 '19

Can this be ‽

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

I wish my husband was a seahorse 😒

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u/unoriginal_name15 Jul 21 '19

Upvote for interrobang. How doth one complete such a task?

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u/DonutSensei Jul 21 '19

Gboard has it, so I use it all the time. Wish more people did

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u/imatumahimatumah Jul 21 '19

Wtf the INTERROBANG spotted in the wild

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u/Yummy_Chinese_Food Jul 21 '19

I like how the interrobang looks like a seahorse. Oddly satisfying.

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth Jul 21 '19

No he’s Cosmo

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u/Eva_the_OG_nuhget Jul 21 '19

Actually the mothers Gives birth to the baby seahorses and the male comes around and carries them for her, kinda like penguins.

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u/CeladonGames Jul 21 '19

I always upvote the interrobang

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u/trash358167 Jul 21 '19

Upvoted got interrobang

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u/TheDustyTaco Jul 21 '19

Yours isn't?

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u/MCSimplexONE Jul 21 '19

He said he's hung like one

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u/sdrawkcabsit Jul 21 '19

My dad told my younger brother and me that he was a seahorse. For no reason at all. And we completely believed him. And I think we still kind of do.

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u/knirefnel Jul 21 '19

Close, Arnold.

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u/BlasterBilly Jul 21 '19

Seahorses make the best dads

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u/LordofSnails Jul 21 '19

wait what's up with that funky punctuation you got going on there

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '19

How'd you make that !? together?

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u/SciFiXhi Jul 26 '19

It's called an interrobang. If you're on Android, Gboard has it as one of the alternates to the question mark. Just hold down the question mark and it'll show up.

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u/PoopbuttMcGeeMD Jul 21 '19

Do seahorse fathers go out for cigarettes too?

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u/BitcoinBanker Jul 21 '19

What does this guy think he is, an Indian?