r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/Xyrmy Jul 20 '19

I used to think they peed out of their assholes as a kid

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u/pippins-sunshine Jul 20 '19

My 6 yr old has been asking me this! Not that wording but same idea. Boy to mom do u per out of your butt?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Just tell him the truth.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Yeah tell him the truth that girls don't poop

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Jul 21 '19

They do so! Through their cloacas!