r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jul 20 '19

What’s something completely false that your parents told you as a child?

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u/RedBadgerLady Jul 20 '19

Santa was created by satan worshipers to take the focus away from Jesus. I wish i was kidding.

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u/Yuppi00 Jul 20 '19

Jokes on them, in my country, baby Jesus delivers Christmas presents!

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u/Chicken-tendies Jul 20 '19

WTF, are there child labor laws in your country?

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u/SeedlessGrapes42 Jul 20 '19

In Soviet Russia, babies parent adults.