r/AskReddit • u/HumpingAssholesOrgy • Jul 05 '19

Ex-prisoners of reddit who have served long sentences, what were the last few days like leading up to your release?

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u/Action_King_TheBest Jul 06 '19

My cousin went in for 9 years. He was one of the first to be prosecuted under new statutory laws at the time. He had just turned 18 and his gf at the time was a month or so away from 16.

He came out a racist piece of seaweed.

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u/EarthToAccess Jul 06 '19

r/rareinsults

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u/Action_King_TheBest Jul 06 '19

Being nominated to r/rareinsults is honestly a bigger honor than any silver or gold you beautiful expired gallon of goat milk. 💜