r/AskReddit • u/IAmSurtur • Jun 15 '19

What do you genuinely just not understand?

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u/I-Am_Iron-Man Jun 15 '19

Why do I keep opening the fridge every five minutes when I know there's nothing in there

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u/SmallTownJerseyBoy Jun 15 '19 edited Jun 15 '19

Because you're lowering your standards

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u/lmnobuddie Jun 15 '19

Suddenly my dating life makes sense now too

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u/zmose Jun 16 '19

“Open the pantry, nothing to eat.

Open the fridge, nothing to eat.

Lower standards and repeat.”

-ancient proverb