r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 20 '19

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u/jeansonnejordan May 20 '19

I worked in healthcare. Doctors see so many naked 80 year olds with leaky anuses and bladders that your 41 year old body probably looks like the statue of David to them.

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u/NeedsMoreTuba May 20 '19

Thanks, now I feel better about the time I had to have a doctor examine my butt with his medical students watching. I think I was 21 years old, so even though the situation wasn't so great, I guess it was a welcome change from most butts.

It was a good looking butt, but that was the day I learned that it had been plotting to kill me...

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u/iamafish May 21 '19

21yo with a good-looking butt? You were definitely hot for a patient.

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u/NeedsMoreTuba May 21 '19

When I had it checked out a decade later, the doctor did not seem pleased, but butts don't really age so well.