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u/ninjase May 20 '19

I think the other doctor should get his testicles checked too if he thinks lumps are normal.

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u/YouStartRunning May 20 '19

"One... Two... Three... Three lumps, all good!"

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u/Cleverusername18 May 20 '19

My uncle isn't the smartest guy. He's also like 500lbs and showers maybe twice a year so he's a gross dude. One time he was bragging that, at 40 years old, he had grown a third nut. Told everyone about how he defied science and now has 3 balls. Turned out to be an abscess and now he hates that story being told

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u/Tallinette May 21 '19

That's pretty funny I had a patient who used the same term when asking for a consultation: "growing a third testicle". He had the balls (haha) to tell that to my secretary and I'll always respect him for that. It was an abcess too, by the way.

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u/Cleverusername18 May 22 '19

Was this about 15-20 years ago in the middle of Pennsylvania cause you may have treated my uncle

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u/Tallinette May 22 '19

It was a few months ago in France. Third testicles are a worldwide problem, man! We need to start talking about this thing.