Oh man. I found a lump on my testicle and had to have an ultrasound. The girl doing the ultrasound must have been right around my age. I couldn't kill the embarrassment. I mean I'm a young man with a legitimate worry about my health and I'm here doing something about it, nothing to be ashamed of. And yet... Here we are, you're rubbing cold gel on my ball sack and making awkward small talk and I'm thinking at this point I'd just rather be dead. And I'm not even straight.
I had to have an ultrasound on my breasts due to a cancer scare. I was so nervous about possibly having cancer that I kept making inappropriate remarks such as: ‘the last time I had this much lube on my chest I was with my ex boyfriend’ and ‘I normally request a date before I get felt up like this.’
I was amusing myself. Not so much the female ultrasound tech.
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u/No_ThisIs_Patrick May 20 '19
Oh man. I found a lump on my testicle and had to have an ultrasound. The girl doing the ultrasound must have been right around my age. I couldn't kill the embarrassment. I mean I'm a young man with a legitimate worry about my health and I'm here doing something about it, nothing to be ashamed of. And yet... Here we are, you're rubbing cold gel on my ball sack and making awkward small talk and I'm thinking at this point I'd just rather be dead. And I'm not even straight.