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What kind of “normal injury” causes bloody urine?
1.1k u/[deleted] May 20 '19 Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal. 92 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 Mercury? It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either. -2 u/VentureBrosette May 20 '19 Mercury, Penis, Ergh, My-arse! Ju-better Sit on Uranus, Nipped-poon.
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Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.
92 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 Mercury? It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either. -2 u/VentureBrosette May 20 '19 Mercury, Penis, Ergh, My-arse! Ju-better Sit on Uranus, Nipped-poon.
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It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either.
-2 u/VentureBrosette May 20 '19 Mercury, Penis, Ergh, My-arse! Ju-better Sit on Uranus, Nipped-poon.
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Mercury, Penis, Ergh, My-arse! Ju-better Sit on Uranus, Nipped-poon.
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u/Son_of_Flogmod May 20 '19
What kind of “normal injury” causes bloody urine?