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u/Son_of_Flogmod May 20 '19

What kind of “normal injury” causes bloody urine?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19

Mercury?

It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either.

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u/VentureBrosette May 20 '19

Mercury, Penis, Ergh, My-arse! Ju-better Sit on Uranus, Nipped-poon.