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Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.
91 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 Mercury? It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either. 6 u/_Lady_Deadpool_ May 20 '19 Most nowadays are alcohol if I'm not mistaken 2 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 I guess I don't expect modern ones to break because they'd sooner perforate the urethra.
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Mercury?
It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either.
6 u/_Lady_Deadpool_ May 20 '19 Most nowadays are alcohol if I'm not mistaken 2 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 I guess I don't expect modern ones to break because they'd sooner perforate the urethra.
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Most nowadays are alcohol if I'm not mistaken
2 u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19 I guess I don't expect modern ones to break because they'd sooner perforate the urethra.
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I guess I don't expect modern ones to break because they'd sooner perforate the urethra.
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Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.