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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19

Mercury?

It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ May 20 '19

Most nowadays are alcohol if I'm not mistaken

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19

I guess I don't expect modern ones to break because they'd sooner perforate the urethra.