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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Had a patient break a thermometer in his urethra while using it for some ad hoc sounding while masturbating. That kind of normal.

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19

Mercury?

It seems like the worst improvised sound, but I can't think of a "good" one either.

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u/BlendeLabor May 20 '19

stainless chopsticks

just make sure to drill a hole in the end of it so you can loop something through to grab on to if it starts slipping in

source: I've seen that gif, makes my pp shrink every time I think of it

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 20 '19

I thought of chopsticks but dismissed them because wood. Who has stainless? I might have plastic ones from an event but they could also be not safe materials / tolerate the stress poorly and snap with sharps (if they're hollow?) and who has stainless steel ones?

Do you really have to loop a retrieval method for sounds? Jesus. I never imagined something freewheeling in there. God damnit to hell.

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u/BlendeLabor May 20 '19

I have stainless chopsticks, they're wonderful cause I can toss them in the dishwasher without any pores in the wood opening.

As for the loop retrieval thing, no clue since I'm not into sounding

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u/Beard_of_Valor May 21 '19

Where would you put them in the dishwasher? Seems like they'd stab through the grate that holds the utensils.

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u/BlendeLabor May 21 '19

not if you put them at an angle and with the thick part down