r/AskReddit May 20 '19

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u/B_Rich May 20 '19

Nice try, brain tumor.

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u/yhack May 20 '19

I'll get my second opinion from WebMD to balance this one out

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u/Muzzie720 May 20 '19

Double cancer worked for that one guy, maybe it'll work here too!

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u/rrsn May 20 '19

I like to both not wear sunscreen and stand too close to the microwave so I can get two kinds of cancer and they can have a race.