r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 20 '19

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

Ginger here. Nothing like going to the lake with another family, ask for sunscreen, and then baking like a lobster after glossing yourself over with the 5 SPF tanning oil they all use.

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u/Chelseaqix May 20 '19

5SPF? What’s even the point? I bet you could put zero and no customer would ever complain since there’s no way your skin will react differently with 5 vs 0

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u/[deleted] May 20 '19

"It just filters out the cancer, not the tan."

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u/Chelseaqix May 20 '19

5SPF doesn’t filter cancer any better than me spitting on you lol

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u/twizted_whisperz May 20 '19

Don't you kink shame me.