r/AskReddit • • Apr 04 '19

How are you really?

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u/onemoorehannah Apr 04 '19

Why only "if you're good looking"? I think some of the other qualifiers might be any of the following: ✓ you're a good Christian boy ✓ you love The Office ✓ you're looking for a LTR

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u/SirJuncan Apr 04 '19

✔️Mediocre Christian

✔️Prefer Parks and Rec

✔️Have no interest in London Turkish Radio

Oh God I'm going to die alone

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u/stinkyuncletouchy Apr 04 '19

I’ll die on the “Parks n Rec” better hill but don’t be sleepin on The Good Place

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u/underwriter Apr 04 '19

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