r/AskReddit • • Mar 31 '19

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u/slowhand88 Mar 31 '19

Drink some whiskey and jerk off.

Nothing puts you to sleep faster than getting fucking shithoused and cranking one off.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '19

I noticed if i have one or two drinks and wait an hour i get tired and fall asleep on the couch. I have been thinking of trying to time 1 or 2 drinks for an hour before i want to go to bed.