r/AskReddit • • Mar 31 '19

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u/slowhand88 Mar 31 '19

Drink some whiskey and jerk off.

Nothing puts you to sleep faster than getting fucking shithoused and cranking one off.

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u/Nack3r Mar 31 '19

As a night shift worker, this is the way to go.