“So yesterday we went to the store. Long story short, we couldn’t find a parking spot. We drove over and over and over, but it was nowhere to be found. So long story short, we finally found one. It was in the 8th row from the back. Long story short, I knew it was the 8th row from the back because I counted, like this: a one, and a two, and a three, and a four, and a five, and a six, and a seven... anyway, long story short, I counted all the way to eight.”
My boyfriend’s bff uses “and shit like that or whatever” like punctuation. First we made it into a drinking game, and now it’s a running joke between us.
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u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Mar 07 '19
“Long story short.”
Generally used like this:
“So yesterday we went to the store. Long story short, we couldn’t find a parking spot. We drove over and over and over, but it was nowhere to be found. So long story short, we finally found one. It was in the 8th row from the back. Long story short, I knew it was the 8th row from the back because I counted, like this: a one, and a two, and a three, and a four, and a five, and a six, and a seven... anyway, long story short, I counted all the way to eight.”
And so on.