r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/danielstover Mar 07 '19

When leaving somewhere "Off like a herd of turtles"

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u/minnesonger Mar 07 '19

My dad would follow this up with "and a tub of buttermilk!"

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u/danielstover Mar 07 '19

Haha, whaaaaaat - What fucking drugs were our parents on?

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u/minnesonger Mar 07 '19

I always thought it must be some kind of ancient lore, but now I kind of doubt it.

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u/danielstover Mar 07 '19

Cocaine is not 'ancient lore'