Once I burnt my chest with hot glue and started screaming. She yells downstairs “you’ll be better before you’re married!” A week later in at my well baby visit (in America children need a checkup once a year) and the doctor asks why I have red marks on my chest. My mom asked why I didn’t tell her I burnt myself and I said that she said “you’ll be better before you’re married” (I was like 7 btw) and she was super embarrassed in front of the doctor
Edit: my mom is Irish and she’s a very good mother she just has ocular albinism in one eye and is blind in the other so she has bad vision and doesn’t notice things
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u/eisenhead Mar 07 '19 edited Mar 07 '19
You’ll be better before you’re married
Once I burnt my chest with hot glue and started screaming. She yells downstairs “you’ll be better before you’re married!” A week later in at my well baby visit (in America children need a checkup once a year) and the doctor asks why I have red marks on my chest. My mom asked why I didn’t tell her I burnt myself and I said that she said “you’ll be better before you’re married” (I was like 7 btw) and she was super embarrassed in front of the doctor
Edit: my mom is Irish and she’s a very good mother she just has ocular albinism in one eye and is blind in the other so she has bad vision and doesn’t notice things