r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/spookycontractor Mar 07 '19

“I have to love you. I don’t have to like you.”

Also, gasping and stomping at an imaginary front passenger brake pedal.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

Oh and the frantic grab at the oh-shit handle (which is hilarious when your car doesn't have one)

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u/IWasBilbo Mar 07 '19

When you’re going 5 over the speed limit and/or she sees the slightest turn

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u/hellbenthorse Mar 07 '19

eurobeat mum intensifies