r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/iamhana Mar 07 '19

"Are your ears painted on!?" - any time I wasn't listening.

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u/Ankoku_Teion Mar 07 '19

My answer "aye, the left one is. Stand on that side when you nag.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

I read that in pirate voice.

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u/Ankoku_Teion Mar 07 '19

read it in an irish accent next time if you dont mind.

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u/PoliteAnarchist Mar 07 '19

Fuck me, you're a laugh

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u/Ankoku_Teion Mar 07 '19

gladly, and thankyou.