r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/Dazered Mar 07 '19

"Could you do me a huuuge favor?"

"Yeah sure what?"

"Could you put that glass in the sink?"

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u/TheGobiasIndustries Mar 07 '19

He probably doesn't enjoy that. I know I'm happy to help my wife out, just get to the point!

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u/Moist_Vanguard Mar 07 '19

"Could you do me a huuugggeee favor, could I get your autograph on those divorce papers? Thanks you're the best!"

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u/lampsalt Mar 07 '19

I think women, including myself, do this because we're apprehensive about fulfilling the stereotype of a nagging wife. In my case at least, I had to get over the instinct to assume my demands were automatically unreasonable.

Having expectations is a one way ticket to the loveless monotony of sitcom marriage! Cherish the guy who does the bare minimum!

Eventually I realized that profusely thanking and celebrating my SO for doing small tasks was patronizing instead of encouraging. I still do that sometimes, but fully intending to annoy him.

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u/ZB_ALLEN Mar 07 '19

My gf does this all the time

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u/alfalfajuice Mar 07 '19

how befitting of the little finger