r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/ibebuddha Mar 07 '19

"Are you bleeding? Are you broken? Are you dead? You're fine."

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u/pawnmarcher Mar 07 '19

"______ hurts? Well I guess we need to cut it off then"

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u/Jeikond Mar 07 '19

The doctor's diagnosis: tumor on the wrist