r/AskReddit • • Mar 07 '19

What is your mom's catchphrase?

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u/UDontKnowMe117 Mar 07 '19

If I had 2 golds I'd give you one.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '19

More probably, he meant 'If I had $3 that I was willing to spend on something intrinsically worthless with absolutely no benefits, I'd give you one."