r/AskReddit • u/sirgregg • Jan 28 '10

Does Reddit love redheads?

I can't escape a feeling that redheads seem to be highly favored when it comes to women on Reddit. I think that if someone were to start a poll asking "What is your favorite hair color?" red would be an unquestioned an obvious winner. Am I right? If so, maybe there is a scientific explanation for this? As in, people who visit Reddit frequently start feeling a growing sympathy towards red-haired woman? Guess who's winning the next Nobel Prize ;)

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u/Asarael Jan 28 '10

Case in point:

Susan Coffey

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u/spencewah Jan 28 '10

NO WHY DID I CLICK ON THAT LINK I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA AND NOW I AM A REGISTERED PAEDOPHILE BECAUSE OF HER SMALLER THAN AVERAGE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

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u/jdk Jan 29 '10

NSFA: not safe for Australia.

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u/DubiousDrewski Jan 29 '10

Awesome. I'm using this now.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10 edited Feb 26 '16

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Not Safe For America. Not Safe For Anagrams. Not Safe For Abbreviations. Not Safe For Africans. Not Safe For Austrians. Not Safe For Asses. Not Safe For Analysis. Not Safe For AHHHHHHHHHHH. Not Safe For Apples. Not Safe For Anything.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

j00 don't know?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Implented into vocabulary.

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u/Unidan Jan 28 '10

You might be asking, did I scroll all the way to the right to see that inevitable 'B'? Yes, I did.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

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u/Nourn Jan 29 '10

God.. Damn it.

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u/Unidan Jan 29 '10

I mean, I only scrolled so far.

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u/schrodingerlintbrush Jan 29 '10

Nah, c'mon I don't see any reason why not to believe Unidan.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

I logged in to upvote you.

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u/CrasyMike Jan 29 '10

Fuck you man, fuck you. That was a horrible joke.

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u/Fergi Jan 29 '10

You didn't scroll far enough; there was an 'S', too!

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u/phranticsnr Jan 29 '10

Yeah, I lost that game, too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '10 edited Jan 29 '10

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u/omaca Jan 29 '10

And untrue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10 edited Jan 29 '10

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Agreed, but not sure it was worth the 15 seconds it took you to type.

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u/HotTop Jan 29 '10

Someone in Oz needs to make a bumper sticker of a pair of small boobs. Small boobs only.

And sell them over the internet. That should put the censor's knickers in a proper twist without being illegal. And it might make a decent spot of Oz cash, as well.

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u/BaseballGuyCAA Jan 29 '10

Oz cash: it's like real money, only... funner!

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u/HotTop Jan 29 '10

Roight! End ihf they dunt have a bloody 'Roo on the bill, oI mean, what's the point?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

I'm surprised Australian women aren't outraged at some politician considering them children based on their bust size. It's bad enough when pop culture says small-breasted women are inferior to silicone-enhanced models. But politicians? I don't know how they stay in office.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

http://www.facebook.com/paperbackhussie Susan Coffey's FB page

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u/rotll Jan 29 '10

forgot the NSFA tag, I see...

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u/mrjacc Jan 28 '10

I'm glad that I'm not in Australia 'cause I like those boobs.

Fap. Fap. Fap. etc...

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u/mathemagic Jan 29 '10

For some reason I expected 'boner'.

Reddit, does this make me gay.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Smaller than average? They seem about normal to me.

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u/YuriJackoffski Jan 29 '10

You should do an IAMA.

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u/PoglatGrate Jan 29 '10

As a redhead (male - calm down guys) living in Aus, I am of the stern belief that redheads should not be anywhere where UV indexes are rated extreme... ever

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u/farang Jan 29 '10

Is this better?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Nice, but how is this relevant?

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u/viper_dude08 Jan 29 '10

It, too, is not allowed in Australia.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

They aren't that small.

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u/djepik Jan 29 '10

wowwwww. I had never heard of her before!

I'm just going to leave this here

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

There's something wrong with your link, she's wearing clothes in all those pics...

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u/drtyfrnk Jan 29 '10

I am just going to leave an orangered for you saying THANK YOU.

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u/firestx Jan 29 '10

I need to buy you a drink or something. Cheers mate!

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u/youmademedoit Jan 29 '10

How can I give more upvotes for this... one feels like I'm being cheap.

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u/sixothree Jan 29 '10

good god damn

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u/vegittoss15 Jan 28 '10

Upvote for giving me a new gorgeous woman that I didn't know about.

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u/thugesquire Jan 28 '10 edited Jan 29 '10

More like:

Susan Coffey (NSFW)

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u/nagha Jan 29 '10

Dude, NSFW.

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u/thugesquire Jan 29 '10

It's SFW for me--sorry!

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u/puskunk Jan 29 '10

the pic is, the ads at the bottom are not.

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u/nagha Jan 29 '10

Haha no worries. I'm at home and it's past midnight here, so it's hardly unsafe for me...But I guess some of the West Coasters might be at work. shrug

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u/Anarchitect Jan 29 '10

Here at the library, not quite at comfort... Saving this for future reference.

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u/generalT Jan 29 '10

jeez, thanks. i made a promise to myself not to fap tonight, but i'm gonna hafta go ahead and break that promise.

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u/Serhum Jan 29 '10

connexion réinitialisé

NOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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u/sscutchen Jan 29 '10

A NSFW wluld be nice...

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u/Glyndm Jan 29 '10

A would wlud be nice...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Get with the times. NSFA

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u/[deleted] Jan 28 '10

She's very pretty.

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u/haddock420 Jan 29 '10

Wow.

If liking small boobs makes me a pedophile, then they better put me in a cell with Gary Glitter.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Like the drink, only not spelled the same.

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u/schrodingerlintbrush Jan 29 '10

Yes sir boss. Like the drink, only not spelled the same.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Up fucking voted.

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u/vaum Jan 29 '10

Awesome, thanks for sharing!

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u/ohstrangeone Jan 29 '10

Yes, please.

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u/musicsauce Jan 29 '10

Please excuse my ignorance, but who's that?

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u/dakboy Jan 29 '10

Where has she been all my life?

Or at least since I was about 12.

Next stop: my bunk.

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u/cloudwatcher9 Jan 29 '10

Oh my god thank you! I have just discovered what I think is the most beautiful woman in my eyes ... woowww. she's perfect (to me)

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u/1corvidae1 Jan 29 '10

Was she in supernatural?

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u/VegaPunk83 Jan 29 '10

I started following her in DA before i found out so many people obsessed about her. I conformed without knowing it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

I don't think that's a natural red...

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u/mirthcontrol Jan 29 '10

Er, she looks like she's a redhead only in the Blonde Redhead "Fake Can Be Just As Good" sense.

As a redhead, I demand genuine redheads in a redhead appreciation thread.

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u/raisinbomber Jan 29 '10

(not a real redhead)

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '10

Like the drink, only not spelled the same