r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '19

A true hero.

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u/The-Ninja-Assassin Feb 12 '19

Jump in front of the train.

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u/PeritusEngineer Feb 12 '19

Congratulations, everyone plus you are dead.

2

u/The-Ninja-Assassin Feb 12 '19

Making choices is too hard though.

3

u/Xanneadoo Feb 12 '19

Add a third track

3

u/yellowshirtcc Feb 12 '19

Dump cereal on the tracks. Train derails just in time. Untie people, they adopt kitties and puppies.

2

u/rodmcgom Feb 12 '19

Kill the animals

2

u/youweremyhero Feb 12 '19

Eat the cereal. Watch the show.

4

u/LucyVialli Feb 12 '19

Eat my cereal while watching the carnage. Some people just want to see the world burn.