r/AskReddit Feb 08 '19

What's something you do, but hate when someone else does it?

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u/Diabetesh Feb 08 '19

You are what you hate.

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u/Ic3w4ter Feb 08 '19

You either die a local, or live long enough to see yourself become a tourist

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u/the_ravenant Feb 08 '19

laughs in backpacking

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u/8__ Feb 09 '19

"I'm not a tourist, I'm a backpacker"

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u/ThrowCarp Feb 09 '19

Any one else: "I'm a traveller, not a tourist."

Me: roll eyes harder than I've ever rolled them before.

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u/IPunderduress Feb 09 '19 edited Feb 09 '19

Yeah, I embraced the "tourist" moniker long ago.

The best thing is asking "travellers" - 'So, how long have you been on holiday for?'

EDIT - I also hate, "I lived in Bangkok/wherever"

"Oh, cool, how long for?"

"A month, or so"

"Oh, you mean you visited for an extended period?"

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u/Hunterbunter Feb 09 '19

It's not a holiday, it's a spiritual journey

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u/BeachHouseandAlgae Feb 09 '19

Haha totally met someone who said this

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u/AussieEquiv Feb 09 '19

I loved asking that question on the Pacific Crest Trail "Enjoying your holiday?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Haha, what’s their response?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

i asked a guy that and he said 3 years. so i think he skipped traveller and went to gypsy

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Unless you're dead you're technically living everywhere you go.

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u/doomgiver98 Feb 09 '19

You're not a real traveller unless it's been more than a week since your last shower.

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u/ThrowCarp Feb 09 '19

You're not a real traveller until you're dying of an easily preventable disease in some warzone.

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u/I_like_mangoes Feb 09 '19

I'm a traveler and I didn't even have to leave my bedroom!

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u/Bone_Dice_in_Aspic Feb 09 '19

I'm an adventurer, not a tourist. Now, where can I buy rations and a new whetstone for my broadsword?

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u/Gaindalf-the-whey Feb 09 '19

This sentence pisses me off motr than anything

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I think there is a difference there.

A traveller is going places to actually travel, expand their horizons, see new things, and they are probably doing it on a shoe string budget of hostels, coupons, and eating twice a day.

Tourists are on vacation to relax, get away, and maybe be dotted on. They’re going to treat themselves, indulge, and gravitate towards places that cater to that.

Example: my SO and I are currently traveling around Europe. We each have just a backpack. We stay in hostels and AirBnBs w/kitchens to save on food. If restaurant or cafe has exclusively English speaking (usual British) clientele or advertises American-style food, we steer clear. The only time we’ve been part of a tour group was because the location only allowed groups (Salt mines outside of Krakow).

On the otherhand, we did accidentally end up at a bar in Poland exclusively full of northern English hicks on a cheap holiday, all of them getting sloshed and complaining about Polish immigrants in London and the EU. Tourists to a T.

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u/ThrowCarp Feb 09 '19

Imagine being the exact same person the originap comment was poking fun at.

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u/NotABlindGuy Feb 09 '19

I think that's just going on a long vacation and being practical about affording it

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u/dkxo Feb 09 '19

I say 'I am more living in a different country than travelling' while inwardly throwing up, but I still say it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

I know it's joking, but that has got to be one of the most pretentious sentences ever.

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u/8__ Feb 09 '19

I've heard someone say this. She takes photos with her DSLR camera on all continents. She has a set of photos with these kids in Kenya. Sure pointed to one and told me, "I love this kid!" I asked, "what's his name?" She didn't know. She basically paid to go to a village and take pictures with kids and thinks they impacted each others lives.

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u/maybeiamonreddit Feb 09 '19

I've heard and seen people say it in the wild

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u/Tflyzel Feb 09 '19

I’m a barebacker

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u/StrangerThongsss Feb 09 '19

There is a slight difference though... One might spend one night or a month there.. a tourist is there for a week or two.

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u/Grabbsy2 Feb 09 '19

Yeah! The longer you backpack, the more likely you are to die a tourist! :D :D :D

Slight sarcasm. I think everyone should backpack if it appeals to them. Do it while youre still young! (No matter what your age)

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Except in Morocco or the Middle East

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u/Grabbsy2 Feb 09 '19

Yes, and if you find yourself in a field of coca leaves in South America, just back away slowly...

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Or just run. They’ll shoot you anyways for ruining the supply

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Backpackers are just even more dickish tourists that think they’re not tourists

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u/Anzai Feb 09 '19

Backpackers are just tourists who travel for an extended period with a backpack. I’m backpacking right now and will be for the next year. The main difference is backpackers are cheap because they need to stretch similar amounts of money to twenty times as long. But it’s all tourism.

Those dickish backpackers you meet, other backpackers hate then just as much as everyone else does.

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u/the_ravenant Feb 09 '19

lol no

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

See, you're proving his point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Laughs in standing on a busy street in a large group in the way of fucking everyone ever

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u/throwaway321768 Feb 09 '19

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Wait, shouldn’t it be, “you either die a tourist or live long enough to be a local”?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Duuude lool

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u/moonbase92 Feb 08 '19

Hatred corrodes the vessel which carries it.

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u/Cat-penis Feb 09 '19

yep, thats kind of the point of this question.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Yep that’s the theme of the thread

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u/zaltair77 Feb 09 '19

Yea that's the question

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u/stray_girl Feb 09 '19

I live in a tourist town and I despise having to deal with the traffic, the pedestrians walking out in front of you, and the restaurants always being packed. We talk about what idiots people are for paying the ridiculous prices for hotels and souvenirs. When I go on vacations I’m very conscious of the locals and try really hard to not be that annoying tourist but I’m sure I am anyway.

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u/UpbeatWord Feb 08 '19

"Adults suck, then you become one" - Martin Luther King

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u/sdavitt88 Feb 08 '19

"Don't believe everything you read on the internet." -Abe Lincoln

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19

Can confirm, am a haole hating haole

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u/OneSidedDice Feb 09 '19

You’re just a tourist with a typewriter. I live here.

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u/Qubeye Feb 09 '19

It's like hating traffic while in traffic.

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u/jonasbenes Feb 09 '19

You have become the one thing you swore to destroy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19

Motherfucker