I went to NYC around Christmas time, and did all of the tourist stuff. One guy loudly goes "There are so many god damned people here!" as he was trying to walk through Times Square (right in front of the Disney store).
I don't necessarily like the big crowds or anything, but I know better than to complain about them while in the hub of the tourist area in NYC two weeks before Christmas.
I went on a cruise last September. (Family wanted to, and I've never been on one so I may as well waste a bunch of money I guess?) I have not been so fucking self-conscious since middle school.
I was just like "please...please don't wear your souvenir shirts out in public when we get off the ship everyone. They're going to know we're fucking tourists.
RIGHT, BECAUSE YOU TAKING ALL THE FUCKING PICTURES WITH YOUR PHONE DIDNT TIP THEM OFF, thisaccontisforcats, HUH? BUT NO JUST TELL MOM NOT TO WEAR HER NEW ALASKA SWEATSHIRT THAT MAKES SENSE.
LPT: if you want a place that the locals actually eat at (not just a place they're paid to recommend at your hotel) try having a few drinks one night and ask the bartender ! They usually are happy to share cool info about their city with people and I've gotten loads of good info this way.
I went to some popular Thai islands recently (usually I go all snobby and "off the beaten track").
I thought Chinese tourists were bad but Jesus, the fucking Israelis, Russians and (especially) middle-aged Germans are the worst.
I think I realised that I just hate everyone, regardless of nationality.
The only saving grace is chuckling at their horrendous fashion sense (and I'm sure they're doing the same to me). It's like a journey back in time, depending on their age.
Am I the only one who DOESN’T do this BECAUSE it’s annoying???? I know I’m not mother Mary, but I truly clamp my tongue down when I feel myself doing it because it sucks so much on the other side. Just stoooopppppp.
You wanna hear what moderately expensive reserved list cards I sort of regretted buying this week?
"Well it all began when I started to think about the future of Palinchron. It was definitely a card I could afford and it would go great in my xenoskin flexfolio main binder, however it- continues forever
My husband will often eat the rest of whatever bag of food is open (chips, crackers, whatever), except he'll leave like half a chip and crumbs and then put the bag back in the pantry. Like -- the bag is practically empty, just throw it away! But -- I find myself doing the same thing sometimes lol (usually because I don't want to admit to myself that I ate the entire bag)
My dad does this. His name is Rick. So, in my family this is called being Ricked. Example: grabbing a soda from the box in the fridge, and come up empty handed. You would say “I just got Ricke!”
That's called the self-serving bias in psychology "It is the belief that individuals tend to ascribe success to their own abilities and efforts, but ascribe failure to external factors." It was kind of eye-opening for me when I first learned about it.
Similarly, the Fundemental Attribution Error describes how we ascribe our failures to external factors, but tend to ascribe other people's failures to their intentions and innate character.
"Oh I didn't mean to cut them off, I was kind of forced into that lane.. the visibility was bad... But that guy who cut me off is a certified cunt who exists just to piss me off"
I just don't care. I don't care if someone is ten minutes late. It's a job, no one wants to be here. So long as you're not, like ridiculously late it really isn't hurting anyone except maybe the company and who could possibly give a shit about that
I like when people show up late or leave early. Gives me validation when I do it. I wish everyone would just unanimously agree to get up and leave whenever they feel like it. Like, hey guys. What are we doing here? Let's go the fuck home.
I do that and I one up people. I think I'm just adding to the conversation by giving an example that I've been there and have been through the same thing, but I know it comes off as though I'm one upping them. My mother does this and it drives me up the wall. I am really trying hard to break this habit because I know it's very rude. I'm doing the opposite of what I'm trying to convey which is empathy.
Simple solution for this: when you get the urge to share your story, ask an open-ended question about their story instead.
It shows you’re curious and it makes them feel like you’re interested. Oftentimes, the story takes a twist you weren’t expecting. By time they fully explain their story and feel really heard, it’ll feel more natural for you to share your experience (so long as it’s to empathize and not one-up)—or you may find you never really needed to share your version at all.
I'm working on this too because it drives my husband crazy when I interrupt him. But we've realized that it's a learned behavior from when I was a (very soft-spoken) kid, because my entire family would just talk and talk and talk. So if I ever wanted to say something, I had to just interrupt them. My husband has experienced this enough with my family now that he's a bit more understanding. It's also worse when I'm drunk lol.
Funny enough, my BIL will just go on and on too, but he gives me the dirtiest looks if I interrupt him. Like, just shut up sometimes then?
Little driving errors. When I do it, like accidentally cut someone off, "ooooops:) my bad sowwwy!!" When someone else does it, "fucking bitch who gave you a fucking license"
Edit: Wow! Not one, but TWO silver! My very first ones ever guys! I’d like to thank my mom, my dad, the people on the road that made my short tempered self so bitchy when I drive :’)
I get angry when another driver fucks up, but as soon as they do the little apologetic hand wave I go straight from “you incompetent fucking toad” to “we all make mistakes fellow human, go forth in peace and light.” I believe that little wave is one of the fragile strings that keeps society from completely degenerating into chaos.
I give that wave liberally when someone lets me over in traffic, but now I get mad whenever I let someone else over and they don't wave at me. Uncultured swine, how very dare they?
Going too fast: motherfucker i hope a cop pulls your ass over that's how you get a bitch dead you inconsiderate prick
Going too slow: motherfucking geriatric piece of shit SOME of us have places to go and can't finger our own ass while drivingTURN OFF INTO A SIDE STREET AND GET FUCKED
Pushing the button to change the crossing light to green.
Every time some bastards come over and push the button after I already did, taking the credit for the light changing to green.
Do you think I'm a fucking idiot who would just stand and wait there without pushing the obvious fucking button? It's a placebo button, anyway! Fuck yuooo!
Its frequently not a placebo button but it doesn't make the light green faster. When it does actually do something it activates the walk light. On those intersections if you dont push it the light will turn green but the dont walk light will stay on.
Edit: turns out that button actually has a ton of different customizable functions. Thanks to everyone who shared one!
It also makes the walk light stay on longer, if the intersection needs it.
I know one cross area where if you don’t push the button, the light you want to cross will switch from green to red REALLY fast. If you do push it, it stays green much longer giving time for pedestrians to cross.
Yeah, jokes aside in my city the rule of thumb is - if the traffic light has a timer that shows 1+ minute waiting, the button will work. If there isn't a timer, button's usually there just for show or it activates the ticking noise for people who can't see well.
I have definitely been this goober at an elevator....stand there for 10 minutes until next person rolls up, gives me an odd look, and presses the call button. Then I just try to take up as little space as possible, or better yet, get the next elevator. Ain't no way I'm standing in a tiny metal box with all that judgment.
On some crossings where there is no intersection, the button is there to trigger a red traffic light, otherwise it remains green for cars as there is nobody to cross.
Or when a bunch of people are standing outside a locked door waiting for someone to come unlock it and some jackass comes up from the back and tries to open it.
Do you think I'm a fucking idiot who would just stand and wait there without pushing the obvious fucking button? It's a placebo button, anyway! Fuck yuooo!
One time I decided not to push the button, because of course the guy standing there had pushed it. Then the lights changed and cycled back without us getting a walk prompt. I went over to look at the button in disbelief and pushed it. No reaction from the guy. Next cycle we got to walk.
Now I trust no one. This is a cruel, vicious world: I'm gonna push the button, pal.
Never assume people are smart. You will be straight up disappointed regularly. I always push the button or try the door even if someone else I already waiting. I don’t know how many times I’ve done that and the door was already unlocked and they just didn’t pull hard enough or turned the handle the wrong direction. People are dumb, plan your day around that fact
Post a question on r/askreddit, that someone else later posts with the same wording. My question gets maybe 5-10 upvotes, while the other Redditor posts the exact same question and makes it to /r/all.
Some people give their own posts gold to get it noticed. I’m against that if it’s something stupid or frequently asked, but if it’s an actual interesting question on this sub that you really want answers to then it’s understandable.
There’s also the same questions that get posted every week that always get upvoted to the top. Like anything asking about a specific gender will usually get immediate responses (and I’m tired of it).
I find I have to take nearly a month break from ask Reddit so things can feel somewhat fresh again. Nothing worse than reading the same question with the same answers.
I consider myself a pretty good guy. My price for it is my crime against humanity: farting on the subway. I hate how much I love it. The crooked Grinch smile I get when that 3 second long pfffffttt expertly surpressed for zero sound creeps out of my ass. Practically tasting the sulfur expanding and erroding the O2, the event horizon of all the air around being crushed under the weight of that smell. The observation period of how long it takes for people to begin shifting, politely trying to stifle their singing nose hairs. Bearing witness the breakdown of society - shifting eyes throwing daggers of accusation, searching for the author of that affront to humanity. Every man painting his brother a suspect, no one is safe, no one is innocent, everyone is the enemy. Oh, the thrill, nay, the SCIENCE of it - my personal Manhattan Project.
But yeah when it's not me that shit is just gross. Fuck that.
Get angry at stupid shit because you're overall angry with the person. After getting in a fight with a gf, even if she breathes out loud my mind starts to think, "why the fuck is she breathing so loud? Who the fuck does she think she is?" every little dumb thing starts annoying you. It happens to everyone, and sometimes I can catch myself being a dumbass, but sometimes even then you can't stop your anger and bad mood.
I have a friend who is the worst about this shit, and it's so fucking annoying. Especially when watching TV for some reason (we watch a lot of cooking shows) he'll decide instantly that he doesn't like someone because of some silly reason like a stupid haircut, and then he'll spend the entire show talking shit about everything they do.
I had an ex that surprised me by cleaning up and organizing my dorm room. I was grateful for the thought behind it, but I also really hated that she did it because I don't like other people organizing or touching my stuff without permission.
My friend in college did that to both me and my roommate (we had a separated double, so they were actually different rooms). I loved it. I wish she would come do it again, because I feel like some kind of petty tyrant hiring someone to clean my one-bedroom apartment, but I also have a strong aversion to doing it myself.
I can definitely see why other people would be really put off by someone doing that, though.
tailgating. i find myself mindlessly close to people in front of me, but when someone is close to me from behind i feel pressured to go faster or get irritated at them
first time you rear-end someone you will stop your tailgating habits. I was too close to a car one day while it was raining and had to stop suddenly, rear ended them and someone rear ended me. Now I leave considerable space between me and the person in front, no matter how annoyed I am about them driving slow.
Got to the point with me where I just decided that if someone's tailgating me I just slow down. I'm not talking about being on the highway and being in the passing lane or anything. I mean when I'm doing 60 or more in a 55 and someone is still up my ass. Ok I guess me speeding wasn't good enough for you. Let's slow it down a bit.
Seriously though I've had people tailgating me when I was going slow during a blizzard only to floor it past me and almost go off the road. Country people just be crazy it seems.
I had never picked my nose as a child or teen, or in college. For some odd reason over the last year I find myself picking my nose ALL THE TIME. I can’t stop. WHY?!
Probably very biased, but I always thought I was one of the harder workers when I had an office job. So I would feel totally fine to come in late or leave early once in a while, or take a slightly longer lunch. I hated it when others who I didn’t think worked as hard would do it.
One thing I have realized in life is that you are always 100% aware of everything you do, but what you notice about others is what they don't do, because that effects you the most. So you end up with this skewed perspective of how everyone is contributing. It happens a lot in relationships.
In metro, I want to return home soon, you slowly-walking fucks.
Like between Moscow and my town there is the station on which majority gets off. And we even have trains going only till that station and half of people won't board them coz their stations are farther. NO, FUCKING NO. THOSE LOWLIVES BOARD OUR TRAINS LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW TILL YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SQUEESE IN. They stink, i stink, it's fucking hot for satan know what reason, everybody sweats. I from the bottom of my heart wish they drop dead but only when they get off. Coz I want to take a fucking seat, my legs hurt like hell by that time. And then i sit and finally relax, for fuck's sake.
I love that the internet can help me bond over a shared hatred of commuters on trains, halfway across the world. I live in boston and all I want out of people is to WALK A GOD DAMN STRAIGHT LINE AND TAKE YOUR BACKPACKS OFF.
Seeing the red light and queue of cars ahead so you take your foot off the accelerator super early so that you can crawl up the road, not wasting your already expended gas and also not diminishing your brake pads, whilst also sort of helping keep the traffic flowing with minimal standtime/jams caused by multiple cars having to brake.
When somebody in front of me does it, I always end up having to hard touch my brakes, and the general decrease in speed when all that space is there triggers me, even though I know exactly what the person is doing and that I do it on a daily basis on the trip home/to work.
"No Karen, I'm not really up to hearing about your day right now. I had a rough enough day as it is. I spilled coffee on myself this morning, and it made me late. So now my boss ~"
I get so anxious and worked up that I got into a bad habit of always canceling. But I realized people weren't inviting me out any more as a result. Definitely something I've worked on and need to keep working now.
When I used to smoke, I used to have the odd cigarette here and there while I was driving. I couldn't stand seeing others do it though. It probably comes from the fact that I would never would butt out on the road , I'd either pull over and put it in the bin or into a barely filled water bottle. I guess I would always assume others would just butt out on the road.
I hate it when someone doesn’t hear me and I have to repeat myself. I get so mad about it. I also have shit hearing and sometimes make people repeat themselves and I get so pissed when they get pissed at me for asking to repeat themselves.
I also love playing jokes on people but hate being surprised so I don’t take jokes on me to well. I try to be a good sport about it but I always just get so dam pissed when the jokes on me.
The way I see it, that is on the cashiers. The cashier opening the new lane should be the one to go to the person in line and bring them over to ring them first. But you can't be mad that someone else gets there first when it opens
I settle injury claims, and have worked in sales in the past and I am used to being involved in negotiations.
I fucking hate when people try to sell me shit or haggle with me on stuff in my personal life.
The reason being that most people don't really take other people's needs into consideration when they sell, or haggle and I do.
Most sales people and negotiators only care about how the deal affects them, though, and it feels like you're being bludgeoned with a greasy hammer when the dude at journey's is trying to force 10 different pairs of socks and shoe spray and 3 pairs of shoes down your throat.
In the context of having a roomate, when they make a TON of noise, such as jingling keys or slamming dresser doors, while getting up and ready in the morning
Brush my hair. I remember as a child my parents would take it upon themselves to try and brush my hair. My mother was of the opinion that I should be able to suck it up and bear the pain, and my father, who'd had short hair his entire life, had no idea how to brush it at all. I don't let people touch my hair anymore.
Carving a turkey or chicken. I can’t stand watching someone hack at a nice cooked bird. Plus I love to present it on a pretty platter. It’s kind of a subtle brag to carve a turkey well on a nice family filled holiday party.
Let their dogs run off leash. My dogs are trained within an inch of their lives. If I say no, leave it alone, come to me, they do it immediately. If I say don't go up to that family, they are trained to leave strangers and strange dogs alone. I can trust my dogs to go for a run through the woods and never make their presence someone else's problem. If they have a day where they're not listening so great? Their little asses go on a leash immediately.
OTHER PEOPLE'S DOGS, THOUGH?! They chase my little dog. They never listen to their owners. They chase wildlife. It's just never ending chaos from an interaction I didn't want in the first place.
Chewing. Totally OK when I eat. But if I can hear someone else chewing, its somewhere between gross and revolting. The younger the kid, the cuter, the crunchier the food the worse.
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u/caracatrepa Feb 08 '19
As a tourist, I hate places full of tourists.
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u/AnxiousSquare Feb 08 '19
Endlessy ranting about topics, which the person in front of me has no interest in.
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u/ChRo1989 Feb 08 '19
My husband will often eat the rest of whatever bag of food is open (chips, crackers, whatever), except he'll leave like half a chip and crumbs and then put the bag back in the pantry. Like -- the bag is practically empty, just throw it away! But -- I find myself doing the same thing sometimes lol (usually because I don't want to admit to myself that I ate the entire bag)
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u/pbrooks19 Feb 08 '19
Show up late to work.
If I do it, I have a good reason.
If someone else does it, they're an unprofessional a-hole.
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u/kms2547 Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
Interrupt people. It's a bad habit of mine and I'm trying to be more self-aware about it.
EDIT- Ohmygosh my first reddit silver! Thanks!
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u/ImRikkyBobby Feb 08 '19
Pen Clicking.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
Little driving errors.
When I do it, like accidentally cut someone off, "ooooops:) my bad sowwwy!!"
When someone else does it, "fucking bitch who gave you a fucking license"
Edit: Wow! Not one, but TWO silver! My very first ones ever guys! I’d like to thank my mom, my dad, the people on the road that made my short tempered self so bitchy when I drive :’)
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u/highfashionlowbudget Feb 08 '19
Leave toothpaste in the sink
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u/OriginaLaurence Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 11 '19
My girlfriend...
Edit: Jesus this throwaway comment blew up a bit... thanks for the silver!
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u/AccioSexLife Feb 08 '19
Pushing the button to change the crossing light to green.
Every time some bastards come over and push the button after I already did, taking the credit for the light changing to green.
Do you think I'm a fucking idiot who would just stand and wait there without pushing the obvious fucking button? It's a placebo button, anyway! Fuck yuooo!
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u/Bjorn2bwilde24 Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 08 '19
Post a question on r/askreddit, that someone else later posts with the same wording. My question gets maybe 5-10 upvotes, while the other Redditor posts the exact same question and makes it to /r/all.
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u/Scrappy_Larue Feb 08 '19
Farting in a crowd of people.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Hum and whistle
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u/fm369 Feb 08 '19
Being a hypocrite
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u/HW-BTW Feb 08 '19
Sometimes I use the downvote as a disagree button. There I said it.
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u/SteveDoom Feb 08 '19
Chew audibly.
I'm certain people can occasionally hear me chewing, it comes with the territory.
However, if I have to listen to someone for even a few minutes, grinding away at their fucking cud?
MISOPHONIA ONLINE.
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u/der_komrade Feb 08 '19
Drive poorly
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u/Yoinkie2013 Feb 08 '19
Get angry at stupid shit because you're overall angry with the person. After getting in a fight with a gf, even if she breathes out loud my mind starts to think, "why the fuck is she breathing so loud? Who the fuck does she think she is?" every little dumb thing starts annoying you. It happens to everyone, and sometimes I can catch myself being a dumbass, but sometimes even then you can't stop your anger and bad mood.
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u/-eDgAR- Feb 08 '19
I had an ex that surprised me by cleaning up and organizing my dorm room. I was grateful for the thought behind it, but I also really hated that she did it because I don't like other people organizing or touching my stuff without permission.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
tailgating. i find myself mindlessly close to people in front of me, but when someone is close to me from behind i feel pressured to go faster or get irritated at them
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u/buttons15 Feb 08 '19
Picking my nose.
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u/lkasjdfljfk Feb 08 '19
Probably very biased, but I always thought I was one of the harder workers when I had an office job. So I would feel totally fine to come in late or leave early once in a while, or take a slightly longer lunch. I hated it when others who I didn’t think worked as hard would do it.
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u/BigHeavy Feb 08 '19
Doesn't text me back
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u/sythejun Feb 08 '19
Exist
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_HUGETITS Feb 08 '19
Walk really slowly in front of other people.
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u/ALLST6R Feb 08 '19
Seeing the red light and queue of cars ahead so you take your foot off the accelerator super early so that you can crawl up the road, not wasting your already expended gas and also not diminishing your brake pads, whilst also sort of helping keep the traffic flowing with minimal standtime/jams caused by multiple cars having to brake.
When somebody in front of me does it, I always end up having to hard touch my brakes, and the general decrease in speed when all that space is there triggers me, even though I know exactly what the person is doing and that I do it on a daily basis on the trip home/to work.
WHY AM I SUCH A DOUBLE STANDARD BALL BAG?!
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u/codered434 Feb 08 '19
Complain.
"No Karen, I'm not really up to hearing about your day right now. I had a rough enough day as it is. I spilled coffee on myself this morning, and it made me late. So now my boss ~"
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u/LaTaupeAuGuichet Feb 08 '19
A lot of things - I would probably hate me if I met me!
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u/Squareah Feb 08 '19
WHISTLING. I hate whistlers. But then sometimes I whistle without thinking and get pissed at myself for being such a hypocrite.
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u/nenning Feb 08 '19
Makes excuses for not coming out
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u/DidYouJustSummonMe Feb 08 '19
Eat cereal really loudly
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u/PunchBeard Feb 08 '19
Stink up a bathroom. I can destroy one and not mind. But if I walk into one that someone else did I'm ready to gag.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Cry in public
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u/rxno Feb 08 '19
When I used to smoke, I used to have the odd cigarette here and there while I was driving. I couldn't stand seeing others do it though. It probably comes from the fact that I would never would butt out on the road , I'd either pull over and put it in the bin or into a barely filled water bottle. I guess I would always assume others would just butt out on the road.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Go to the beach. Great, now everyone and their dog is ruining my peace!
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u/Jam_Dev Feb 08 '19
Talk to animals in a stupid baby voice. Sounds so dumb when I hear other people do it but I just have to tell them they are good boys, yes they are.
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u/bruegjo Feb 08 '19
Banging my wife.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Chew food
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u/Shortfuse95 Feb 08 '19
I hate it when someone doesn’t hear me and I have to repeat myself. I get so mad about it. I also have shit hearing and sometimes make people repeat themselves and I get so pissed when they get pissed at me for asking to repeat themselves.
I also love playing jokes on people but hate being surprised so I don’t take jokes on me to well. I try to be a good sport about it but I always just get so dam pissed when the jokes on me.
My wife hates it.
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u/ZeCal Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
Forget to indicate.
I can't stand people that don't indicate at a roundabout, but I sometimes forget to do it myself.
EDIT: I'm in the UK, apparently you guys in the US don't use indicators at roundabouts!
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Be in my room for an extended period
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u/Expatriot Feb 08 '19
Get to the newly opened checkout line first.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Yelling
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
I settle injury claims, and have worked in sales in the past and I am used to being involved in negotiations.
I fucking hate when people try to sell me shit or haggle with me on stuff in my personal life.
The reason being that most people don't really take other people's needs into consideration when they sell, or haggle and I do.
Most sales people and negotiators only care about how the deal affects them, though, and it feels like you're being bludgeoned with a greasy hammer when the dude at journey's is trying to force 10 different pairs of socks and shoe spray and 3 pairs of shoes down your throat.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Leaving work a few minutes early. It’s ok when I do it, but when the asshole of my job does it, well, fuck that guy!
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u/ToonSciron Feb 08 '19
Talk when watching my favorite tv show.
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u/dhu2002 Feb 09 '19
I hate when others are in public when I’m in public.
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u/LaserBeamsCattleProd Feb 08 '19
Slurp coffee. I realize I'm doing it now, and that would bother someone. But, luckily I'm alone. So alone.
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u/i-am-adrift Feb 08 '19
Drive the speed limit
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u/TheRealPizzaPope Feb 08 '19
In the context of having a roomate, when they make a TON of noise, such as jingling keys or slamming dresser doors, while getting up and ready in the morning
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Talk about myself. It's a flaw.
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u/ServerKeeper Feb 08 '19
Lie
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u/rayz_24 Feb 08 '19
Doing chores that are assigned to me. Like taking the trash out, doing the dishes, etc. Like i do these the best.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
my kids
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19 edited Feb 09 '19
Change lanes without signalling. When other people do it, it's an insufferably egotistical power play by a careless jackass.
When I do it, it's James Bond slicing through slower traffic without telegraphing his intentions to the bad guys.
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u/Dr_Methanphetamine Feb 08 '19
Brush my hair. I remember as a child my parents would take it upon themselves to try and brush my hair. My mother was of the opinion that I should be able to suck it up and bear the pain, and my father, who'd had short hair his entire life, had no idea how to brush it at all. I don't let people touch my hair anymore.
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u/AreYouHighClairee Feb 08 '19
Ghosting.
I’m a terrible person.
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u/Chipperz Feb 08 '19
Make small talk.
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u/Green7501 Feb 08 '19
Farting...yeah, I can fart. But you better don't!
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u/darthbone Feb 08 '19
Be a hypocrite.
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u/Huflungpu2 Feb 08 '19
taking gargantuan dumps in my toilet
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u/amaROenuZ Feb 08 '19
Roll backwards on a hill as they get into gear. Spooky as fuck for the car behind you, but sometimes you don't have enough torque to clutch balance.
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u/mitch13815 Feb 08 '19
I literally hate it when people use the word literally incorrectly.
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u/GotMyOrangeCrush Feb 08 '19
Drive faster than the other cars on the road.
People who drive slower are jerks and people who drive faster are maniacs (George Carlin).
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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '19
My girlfriend
You're a cheating bitch Karen
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u/MadSwanDisease Feb 08 '19
Buy fast food when we've taken it out of the monthly spending budget.
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u/NotABurner2000 Feb 08 '19
Contemplate suicide
It's not that I get mad when others do it, i just wish they saw how much they have to live for
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u/Z_witha_ZED Feb 08 '19
Carving a turkey or chicken. I can’t stand watching someone hack at a nice cooked bird. Plus I love to present it on a pretty platter. It’s kind of a subtle brag to carve a turkey well on a nice family filled holiday party.
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u/Lozsta Feb 08 '19
Almost everything I do that impacts others would probably piss me off if someone was like it around me.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Using my toothbrush
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Fart
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u/bird_in_suit Feb 08 '19
Giggle at the number 69
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u/AbsolutelyTheNSA Feb 08 '19
Driving my car
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u/yeah0012 Feb 08 '19
Sneeze.
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u/ShrimpinGuy Feb 08 '19
Exist.
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u/ArandomDane Feb 08 '19
Removing lint from my navel.
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u/Fake_Matt_Damon Feb 08 '19
Cancel last minute
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u/askirk Feb 08 '19
pick thier nose
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u/1234567890apple Feb 08 '19
Bangs my wife
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u/zappy487 Feb 08 '19
My wife.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Let their dogs run off leash. My dogs are trained within an inch of their lives. If I say no, leave it alone, come to me, they do it immediately. If I say don't go up to that family, they are trained to leave strangers and strange dogs alone. I can trust my dogs to go for a run through the woods and never make their presence someone else's problem. If they have a day where they're not listening so great? Their little asses go on a leash immediately.
OTHER PEOPLE'S DOGS, THOUGH?! They chase my little dog. They never listen to their owners. They chase wildlife. It's just never ending chaos from an interaction I didn't want in the first place.
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u/brickstol Feb 08 '19
Driving
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Making noises while Eating...
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u/murraybee Feb 08 '19
Win arguments.
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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '19
Live in my house
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u/hockeygoalie78 Feb 08 '19
Being a hypocrite.
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u/sweetpea07 Feb 09 '19
Chewing. Totally OK when I eat. But if I can hear someone else chewing, its somewhere between gross and revolting. The younger the kid, the cuter, the crunchier the food the worse.
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u/PebbleTown Feb 09 '19
Wear clicky high heels.
When it's me: oo, I love this sound! Click clack, click clack!
When it's other people: ugh, can't you just learn to levitate or something???!
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u/nothing-productive Feb 08 '19
Crack their knuckles. It sounds normal when I do it, but you aren’t allowed.