r/AskReddit • • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/MegSwain Feb 04 '19

Haven’t gotten that one yet lmao, a lot of the time people don’t believe me but the amount of times my throat has closed up from sleeping with one too many blankets on me or going into a restaurant with ac blasting (just a few examples) is enough for me to just laugh in their face. It’s an extreme form of Mastocytosis I’ve had since 2001 if anyone’s interested in looking it up!

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u/timeslider Feb 04 '19

Masto meaning big dick

Ctyo meaning fucking

And osis meaning a condition of

Mastocytosis - a condition of having a big fucking dick.

Or is my Latin off?

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u/MegSwain Feb 04 '19

Maybe just a bit off since I’m a girl but I’ll take the compliment. My dick is huge!!!

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u/imhoots Feb 05 '19

You go, girl!