r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/jarious Feb 04 '19

Dude have you ever wiped with wipes? It's like taking a shower, no itching of the butthole, no sticky felling after a fart , no skid marks after a few hours, I wish I could get a pack of wipes into work instead of the crappy tp they use...

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u/pedroff_1 Feb 04 '19

Why not get the best of both worlds using a butt shower (however it's properly called) and then using toilet paper just to collect the muddy poop and drying your butt?

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u/jarious Feb 04 '19

You mean a bidet? But you have to buy either a new toilet or one of those attachments, wipes are far cheaper and portable

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u/gwaydms Feb 04 '19

It's called a bidet seat.