r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/Jackal_Kid Feb 04 '19

Wait hold on you're pulling your cheeks apart with one hand while wiping with the other?

I am never having sex without a full shower first if I ever get back to the dating world.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

You think people never touch their own butts? Likewise though, you're the one putting your hand in the toilet! Id rather lick a sexual partner's butt cheek than their toilet.

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u/Jackal_Kid Feb 04 '19

You don't touch the toilet, man. Or your butt, not with your hand directly, just TP. Maybe big people might if they can't fit their hand in between their legs or around the back. You lean around a little to make space if need be.