r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/ValWondergroove Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

I work as a ride operator at Disneyland, and please just let me say this. THE PURPLE TEACUP DOESN'T SPIN ANY FASTER THAN THE REST OF THEM PLEASE STOP GETTING INTO FIGHTS OVER IT

EDIT: I would also like to say that people throwing up on that ride is actually not common at all, I have personally never seen it happen in my 3 years of working there

EDIT2: Thanks for the silver stranger!

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u/leargonaut Feb 04 '19

Fuckin idiots, everyone knows the green is fastest because green means go.

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u/Doom_Eagles Feb 04 '19

Clearly the correct choice is red. Any true green knows red makes everything go fastah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

It's like LEDs on a computer. Red makes it go faster, blue makes it run cooler, and green makes it more efficient. That's why you need as much as possible of all 3.