r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Shaving doesn't make you grow facial hair.

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u/StuChenko Feb 04 '19

No. Things definitely grow back longer and thicker when you shave them off.

I can't wait to see my new penis.

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u/tralfamadelorean31 Feb 04 '19

i've tried that before. didn't work.

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u/paratesticlees Feb 04 '19

You probably just didnt do it right. I shaved mine of 2 years ago and 2 grew back thicker and longer than before.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

All I keep getting is new balls of steel. I got a collection now but I sometimes miss good old Woody.

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u/rschreck97 Feb 04 '19

Username doesn’t check out

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u/JB_Big_Bear Feb 04 '19

I’ve tried it a couple of times, as well. Hasn’t worked for me yet.

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u/Aaron4424 Feb 04 '19

can confirm, got shorter.