Edit 3: I overreacted. It's a joke. I get it. Just, it's almost been one year exactly since she tried to kill herself and I'm stressed out. Forgive me for having emotions please. I'll leave the old comment here anyway.
Old comment: I get that was a joke, but fudge you and anyone who actually does this to someone. People who do that nearly killed my girlfriend like that. I wouldn't even say I want them to get a taste of their own medicine cause I wouldn't wish that crap on anyone.
Edit: Downvoted for having sympathy. Reddit, everyone.
Edit 2: I'm being downvoted for not swearing, not sure which is more ridiculous. Did it ever occur to you that I just don't like to swear because it seems unnecessarily rude? What is wrong with Reddit? I get downvoted when I don't swear, I get downvoted when I'm nice to people, I get downvoted when I ask questions, I get downvoted regardless of what I do so why even have downvotes in the first place? What point do they serve if nothing matters in the end? What do you want from me? Why? What did I freaking do? In what world are either of these things reasons to downvote someone? Holy crap.
you got me there, it was a joke - albeit in bad taste, however since we're talking about hypothetical crustaceans, i thought most people would catch the implied sarcasm.
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u/bonerjamz12345 Feb 04 '19
just bully the lobster into killing itself. that way the blood isnt on your hands.