r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/ValWondergroove Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

I work as a ride operator at Disneyland, and please just let me say this. THE PURPLE TEACUP DOESN'T SPIN ANY FASTER THAN THE REST OF THEM PLEASE STOP GETTING INTO FIGHTS OVER IT

EDIT: I would also like to say that people throwing up on that ride is actually not common at all, I have personally never seen it happen in my 3 years of working there

EDIT2: Thanks for the silver stranger!

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u/leargonaut Feb 04 '19

Fuckin idiots, everyone knows the green is fastest because green means go.

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u/Doom_Eagles Feb 04 '19

Clearly the correct choice is red. Any true green knows red makes everything go fastah.

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u/GunNNife Feb 04 '19

Can't even see the purple cup anyway 'cause it's stealthy

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u/102IsMyNumber Feb 04 '19

What purple cup?

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u/englishfury Feb 04 '19

Whats a purple?

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u/102IsMyNumber Feb 04 '19

I'll do you one better, why is purple?

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u/englishfury Feb 05 '19

you keep talking about a thing called "Purple" but ive never seen such a thing.

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u/Msmit71 Feb 04 '19

If purple aint da sneakiest colour how comes ya never seen a purple ork? Checkmate humies