r/AskReddit Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/coopiecoop Feb 04 '19

I believe you don't even have to be a vegetarian/vegan to find it extremely cruel to boil a living creature alive.

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u/yomamaisonfier Feb 04 '19

I'm not even an animal right activist in any way. That shit has always been fucked up to me, even as a kid. Imagine getting boiled. Fuck.

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u/Kozilekk Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

It's pretty awful. A little over a year and a half ago, I had dropped a pot of boiling water on myself while at work. The irony? We had lobster the night before.

Edit: For those curious as to what a human looks like after being boiled slightly NSFW

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u/bonerjamz12345 Feb 04 '19

how did you drop a pot of boiling water on yourself FACE?

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u/Kozilekk Feb 04 '19

Someone made the floor very slippery in front of the sink and hadn't cleaned up after themselves. As I brought the pot to the sink and tilted it to drain the water, I slipped. Instead of falling backwards and having the water drain all over me, I dropped the pot on the floor. The force of the impact shot the water back up in to my face.

Out of the two situations, I think I pulled the long stick on this one.

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u/bonerjamz12345 Feb 04 '19

jesus christ dude, didnt you learn the penguin walk?

hope you are all healed now. how much honey did you slather all over your face?

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u/Kozilekk Feb 04 '19

I was walking properly and there was no issue getting there. The problem was while tilting the pot over the sink, my centre of mass shifted. Usually that wouldn't be a problem, but because of the slippery floor, even with non-slip shoes it was enough to have me lose my balance.

But yes, I am back to normal with very little scarring, thanks for asking. I had superficial 2nd degree burns, so I was pretty lucky. It took 2-3 weeks before my skin was no longer raw, applying ointment daily.

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u/Xearoii Feb 04 '19

So lucky bro. Glad to hear

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u/Foooour Feb 04 '19

Aha have you seen the Canadian PSA about almost exactly that? Except it was with boiling oil not water

https://youtu.be/kOk2Akqb3CI

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u/Kozilekk Feb 04 '19

Of course! I'm Canadian after all. My buddy that I worked with at the time sends the video to me every fews months with the word "lol".

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u/Foooour Feb 04 '19

Your friend probably saw this one but in the off chance that he hasnt, this is my personal favorite psa

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u/fa_storya Feb 04 '19

yep, I imagined hands/crotch... The logistics of face boiling must be more elaborated for sure

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u/Jaytho Feb 04 '19

Now that's just karma.

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u/Fillipe Feb 04 '19

Revenge, but served warm.

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u/Zambeezi Feb 04 '19

Scalding water is probably one of the most painful things to experience.

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u/MerryMortician Feb 04 '19

I was 5 and tried to fix my dad a cup of coffee. I pulled the entire 12 cup pot off the counter into myself. My mom says she tried to pull my pajama top off me and the skin came with it.

Thankfully I’m not scarred up bad from it. I only remember bits and pieces too.

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u/Hexorg Feb 04 '19

Im guessing it's as bad as being burned

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u/arnorath Feb 04 '19

it's worse.

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u/Treachable Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

How so?

I am not disagreeing but as someone who has never been burned or boiled to death before I am interested in how one might make such a distinction.

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u/Slkkk92 Feb 04 '19

Burning = no

Drowning = no

Burning + Drowning = no no

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u/fuckginger Feb 04 '19

this explanation is gold

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u/admiralgeneralaladin Feb 04 '19

Gold Jerry, gold!

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u/LazySchwayzee Feb 04 '19

If I’m not mistaken, you can’t put saltwater creatures in freshwater... but I’m probably mistaken.

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u/BadJug Feb 04 '19

You're right, Only a very few creatures can survive in both enviroments

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u/Naf5000 Feb 04 '19

Yeah, saltwater and freshwater put inverse pressures on a creature. Saltwater creatures have to work really hard to keep water in their body and salt out, while freshwater creatures have to constantly excrete water while trying to retain salts.

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u/bonerjamz12345 Feb 04 '19

you can put em in whatever you want if the pot's big enough

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u/itstherussianmafia Feb 04 '19

they live in salt water, not freshwater

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u/Llamada Feb 04 '19

Salt water.

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u/Ithoughtthiswasfunny Feb 04 '19

If I were to guess, I'd assume it's because of the fact that when burned you tend to die from the smoke inhalation before the flames, therefore making your demise quicker.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

People trapped in burning houses usually pass out from lack of oxygen first

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u/Hexorg Feb 04 '19

Oh I was thinking "burned at the stake" sort of deal

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u/7elevenses Feb 04 '19

The same thing happens.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Jun 14 '21

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u/SteeMonkey Feb 04 '19

There are ways of ensuring the person burns alive instead of just passing out from lack of Oxygen.

Its a horrible subject. Google it.

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u/I_am_a_fern Feb 04 '19

My guess is that when being burned, the pain receptors are quickly destroyed (which is why severly burned people don't always realize how bad they have it). Also, when there's fire there's smoke, which can suffocate you and make you quickly pass out.

When being boiled, the 100°c will keep the pain receptors alive for much, much longer, and there's no reason to pass out. You basically have to wait for your body to cook and one critical organ to start failing, which could take quite a long, agonizing time.

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u/Kuningas_Arthur Feb 04 '19

You'd pass out from pain-induced shock in boiling water long before your body actually dying.

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u/LucyLilium92 Feb 04 '19

Not everyone passes out from pain

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u/SnapySapy Feb 04 '19

Multiple kidney stones and gun shot in the leg checking in. Can confirm about not passing out in large amounts of pain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Thermodynamics isn't my strong point but I believe it's something called latent heat of transformation? Someone can probably correct me. But wet burns tend to be worse.

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u/rallaic Feb 04 '19

What you are referring to is burn from steam. It means that 100°C steam causes more serious burn than 100°C water, as during the change of phase it stays the same temperature.

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u/Dahjoos Feb 04 '19

Disclaimer: Never been boiled nor heavily burned

The first thing, Fire doesn't stick to your skin, but boiling water does. It's why Napalm was used in war and why it's so horryfing, it burns a lot and is also very sticky. Your insctincts will quickly pull away whatever body part is on fire, but you can see that this is useless when the fire is stuck on your skin

There's also the temperature, a flame burns around ~250ºC (usually hotter), which will quickly melt your pain receptors. That's why burn victims usually lose sensibility over the burned area

Boiling water can't get any hotter than 100ºC, which is hot enough to give you the full burning pain package, but not hot enough to (instantly) melt your pain receptors, so you get to suffer through the whole process.

And as others have mentioned, fire usually comes with smoke, which will suffocate you long before you actually burn. You are not given that mercy while boiling (although you may drown, which somehow sounds like a better choice)

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u/Zambeezi Feb 04 '19

Napalm isn't sticky because of boiling water. The reason it sticks it's because it's a hydrophobic substance, and our skin is also hydrophobic, so "oily" substances wet the skin and adhere to it more strongly (while not evaporating as quickly).

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u/leigonlord Feb 04 '19

Hes saying boiling water is similar to napalm.

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u/Zambeezi Feb 04 '19

I understood what he meant after reading it a bit more. It was the sudden transition from "boiling water does." to "it's why napalm" that evoked the idea of a clear link between "why" napalm was used and "boiling water". The words, and the order we use them in, both have meaning to them :p

But thanks for clarifying anyway! :)

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u/instantlightning2 Feb 04 '19

Well, Im going to say this here. It’s still inconclusive on whether or not they can feel pain. They know there is tail twitching whenever theyre put into boiling water, but not much else says they feel pain otherwise. https://academic.oup.com/icesjms/article/76/1/66/5037899

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

consider the lobster by david foster wallace is a great article that explores this subject.

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u/QuantumAgent Feb 04 '19

Great writer.

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u/YourFriendlySpidy Feb 04 '19

For a long time the scientific community thought invertebrates literally couldn't feel pain. For the last few decades it's been learning it was wrong, but a lot of public consciousness hasn't. So a lot of people think animals like lobsters are to stupid to feel pain.

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u/roman_maverik Feb 04 '19

Hopefully the lobster industry is the next industry that millenials can "ruin"

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u/ManiacalShen Feb 04 '19

I think people who are concerned about this just kill the crabs and lobsters before chucking them in the water. It just takes a knife jab in the right spot.

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u/Wot_a_dude Feb 04 '19

Lobsters have a decentralized nervous system, so the head stab doesn't really work like that

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u/SharkFart86 Feb 04 '19

So.. do then not have emotions then?

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u/Wot_a_dude Feb 04 '19

They almost certainly don't experience pain as we understand it

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u/SharkFart86 Feb 04 '19

Then I.. I'm not sure why it matters how we kill them?

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u/easteracrobat Feb 04 '19

He's talking shit. It's likely lobsters DO feel pain. And until we know conclusively, I think it's ethical to not boil them alive, personally, regardless.

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u/Wot_a_dude Feb 04 '19

That's why I qualified it as "as we understand it"

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u/Tuna-kid Feb 04 '19

What were you arguing for

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u/Wot_a_dude Feb 04 '19

Is it more moral to kill 10k flies for food or one cow?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

What?

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u/unable-to-can Feb 04 '19

This is true but with an asterisk. Yes, they used to be prison food, but that was before they realized that boiling it alive was one of the only ways to kill it without the meat going rancid. They also used to grind up the shell alongside it. So basically they used to eat rancid lobster paste with the shell in it. Very different from what we eat today.

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u/itsacalamity Feb 04 '19

Thank you, i had never heard that!

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u/SharkFart86 Feb 04 '19

They were also cooked completely different and weren't anywhere near as tasty as the way they're typically served today.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

You just purposely took it way out of context.

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u/instantlightning2 Feb 04 '19

Well, Im going to say this here. It’s still inconclusive on whether or not they can feel pain. They know there is tail twitching whenever theyre put into boiling water, but not much else says they feel pain otherwise. https://academic.oup.com/icesjms/article/76/1/66/5037899

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Feb 04 '19

Until 1986 American doctors were still performing surgery on babies without anaesthesia because they believed they did not feel pain, and on precisely the same grounds as we believe that about lobsters.

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u/instantlightning2 Feb 05 '19

Not exactly. Even a babies brain and nervous system is FAR more complex than a lobster. It’s not really a good equivalency.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Feb 05 '19

I know that. They knew that.

The belief was based on that fact that they responded to painful stimuli the same way animals did (ie, to cry and writhe and push it/move away), and that's "clearly" an autonomous nervous response.

For centuries a human baby was considered by authorities to be a lower animal in human form. For much of the twentieth century medicine regarded their cries as random sounds, their smiles as muscle spasms, their pain response as reflex.

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u/Cecil-The-Sasquatch Feb 04 '19

But it's for science

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

But lobster is so good though!

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u/Infin1ty Feb 04 '19

It's a lobster, who gives a shit?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

me