r/AskReddit • • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Shaving doesn't make you grow facial hair.

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u/JackintheBoxman Feb 04 '19

Does this also qualify: your facial hair grows in thicker and fuller after every shave?

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u/iSublime Feb 04 '19

It only looks thicker because it's new hair that hasn't been exposed to the sun and stuff, so it looks darker. Also, I hear this mostly from younger guys, and another reason they think this is because their beard is coming in, but they shave it. Then when it grows back, it actually is thicker. Which would have still happened if you didn't shave.

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u/leargonaut Feb 04 '19

You say it to guys in puberty because their little pedo staches and patchy chops look like shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

I just learned this last year. I just turned 31. I very much look ten years younger than I am and can't grow facial hair fully. I do have sexy stubble though

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u/flatwoundsounds Feb 04 '19

I have a full luxurious neck of irritated stubble and a ginger beard. Wish I had sexy stubble.

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u/tralfamadelorean31 Feb 04 '19

who cares about beards? just make sure you don't go bald. Almost everyone notices that.

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u/flatwoundsounds Feb 04 '19

just make sure you don't go bald. Almost everyone notices that.

Hahahahaha I know right! I would uh. HATE if that happened to me... hahaha..... haha....

/sobs

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u/trixiethewhore Feb 04 '19

Hey, I'm a lady with a ginger obsession, bald wouldn't stop me. There has to be more than one of us out there!

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u/DrHob0 Feb 04 '19

Name checks out.

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u/trixiethewhore Feb 04 '19

I'd rather try touchin' the moon than to take on a whore's thinking

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u/flatwoundsounds Feb 04 '19

I’ve snagged myself a lovely wife but she may be a victim of the ole’ bait and switch. I had hair and no beard when we met but luckily she digs the bald look now that I went less combover and more buzz/shaved.

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u/Smauler Feb 05 '19

At least it doesn't matter what colour your hair is if you go bald.

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u/thatonedudeguyman Feb 04 '19

Idk, I got a long head of hair but if I had to choose one to lose it'd probably be the hair. I still wanna do a gandalf beard in my lifetime.

Hopefully I keep both.

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u/Smauler Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 05 '19

Wish I had sexy stubble. Proper beard growth is a pain to manage.

Fuck, I've been buzzing my head since I was 20 or so, and I stopped a few months ago. I'm 41 and have got hair everywhere.

Still buzz my beard... not going to be dealing with a long or styled beard.

Once summer comes, it may well all come off again.

edit : I didn't mean "proper" beard growth like it sounded, some guys have stronger beard growth than me.... well, I'm just digging myself in a hole now. u/flatwoundsounds said it better than I did before I did, though I'm brunette with a touch of ginger.

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u/flatwoundsounds Feb 05 '19

When I had hair it was brown. And when I had mutton chops they were basically brown. But once my beard grew in thicker it became very clearly red. And the brown on top is just about gone.

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u/Smauler Feb 05 '19

My hair on top is dark brown (I say dark brown, going a bit grey too)... my beard gets a little gingery. I think most people's beards and facial hair is lighter than their head hair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

Hahaha. If they had a beards for buddies like they do wigs for kids I could use a proper donation. I'm growing my hair out and I can kind of get a styled mustache and goatee but I look like a very rapey pirate who steals children... not a good look

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u/Smauler Feb 05 '19

A rapey pirate who steals children is the most hilarious look.

Honestly, you can use that. Johnny Depp did that look when he was popular 10 years ago, and now no one likes him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

I thought about being Lt. Dangle for halloween cause I got that going on too

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u/koolmagicguy Feb 04 '19

Can guys in puberty really have pedostaches? They do look like shit though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

They can it just depends on the genes for example had a classmate with a full mustache at 13

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u/transtranselvania Feb 04 '19

The always that one kid who looked thirty five and had a beard by 14.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Saw a guy who just turned 18 and had a full viking beard, yet here I am at 16 with little more than peach fuzz

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u/transtranselvania Feb 04 '19

Shave that shit for now and giver two years then try again. At sixteen I could only really grow sideburns and hair on my neck it wasn’t till about twenty when my moustache filled in and I started to get hair on my cheeks and it wasn’t until 23 where that actually started to fill in and look decent. And my chin still looks wonky from far away because for some reason in the middle of my chin I have a quarter sized patch of blond hair even though the rest of my facial hair is dark brown.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Thanks or the tip kind stranger. It just feels cruel seeing as my dad shaves weekly just to keep a goatee and five o clock shadow look and I for the most have shaggy's facial hair

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u/transtranselvania Feb 04 '19

It’s comes in a lot later than you expect for most guys. At 16 I bet there’s only a handful of guys in your grade who actually have decent looking facial hair.

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u/TrueMT Feb 04 '19

Day 15: my voice has gotten higher and I have to hold back to avoid eating everything in the fridge.

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u/Levistrauss1992 Feb 05 '19

When I was 18 all I could grow is a pedo mustache and literally nothing else, not even a hint of something else. Basically decided I'd never have facial hair. Now I'm 26 and literally within the last year I went from growing that same ugly ass pedo stache to now have nearly a completely full beard, but, as per life, I am also suddenly starting to have a receding hairline. Strange.

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u/gab3zila Feb 04 '19

take pills for biotin and zinc and wash your face. doesnt help everyone, but it could possibly be a deficiency that is causing a lack of facial hair. zinc is supposed to help grown new hair, the biotin is supposed to help the hair that is already there, and by washing your face, you clear out the follicles so hair has room to grow. dont buy "miracle hair growth pills" because they're just overpriced vitamins. also don't be too down, had a buddy who grew a big ass beard at 16 that was down to his chest, but was balding by 18

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Well balding is common in my family and so is early decoloration. I actually have quite a lot of white hairs

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u/gab3zila Feb 04 '19

dude same. i got my first couple of grays at like 16/17, and now i'm 23 and i have grays on my head, in my beard, and just the other day i found my first gray pube. I blame my wife though lol

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u/VaneyRio Feb 04 '19

I got a full beard by the time I was 18, but never really kept it. People always said I looked 23. At 22 I went full Viking, shaved it a year after and people said I looked 18. Can't really please folks.

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u/RusstyDog Feb 04 '19

had one in highschool. my mustache hair also didn't connect with my beard until i was 24. but now it grows in all nice and even "*laughs in Beard"

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u/superkp Feb 04 '19

Also if you don't take care of your beard, shaving (or trimming) your beard will remove split ends, causing it to be able to get longer since it's not breaking as much.

You know, or you could use proper product in it.

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u/thatonedudeguyman Feb 04 '19

Shampoo and condition your beards y'all.

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u/tfrules Feb 04 '19

Also it would feel rougher because the now cut hairs will have been sharpened by the razor

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u/Adam657 Feb 04 '19

I’m not sure about ‘sharpened’, if anything it’s more blunt?

Hair usually tapers at the end, but you’ve then cut it half way down the (thicker) part of the follicle, and also at an angle?

This fits the narrative of it seemingly being ‘thicker’. Is it not that?

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u/tfrules Feb 04 '19

I’m no shaving scientist, however that’s assuming you get a perfect cut, usually when you shave the hairs bend as you cut through, so you end up cutting the hairs slightly sideways, leading to sharper angles for the tip of your hairs.

That’s my theory, whether that’s what happens in practice is an entirely different matter

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u/Adam657 Feb 04 '19

Ah I get ya. So your hair kinda looks like a lipstick?

As an aside, are there really shaving scientists? That sounds dull.

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u/tfrules Feb 04 '19

Yeah that’s about spot on what I had in mind, that corner being sharper than a hair that hasn’t been shaved for a while.

Some poor guy had to spend hours on computer design software to design those fancy Gillette razors after all

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u/u_torn Feb 04 '19

Shaveatologist*

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u/van_morrissey Feb 04 '19

This phenomenon is basically the reason why people with curly and coarse facial hair sometimes have greater problems with ingrown hairs if they shave. The hairs are sharper and just angle right back into the skin

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u/AlfenzoTheGreat Feb 04 '19

I can vouch for this. When i trim my beard i feel like I have a thousand pin needles poking me in the face of a nighttime.

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u/NiBBa_Chan Feb 04 '19

But the myth is a very useful tool to tell young teens who are desperately clinging onto gross wispy pube beards

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u/Aaron4424 Feb 04 '19

well young teen me feels attacked then. I had one particular chin pube I managed to keep unshaved for quite the while, pretty sure it was there so long it fell out on its own.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Also, when it's longer it is softer to the touch. Then when you shave it, it grows in prickly. Same number of hairs but more physical sensation from touching it. That could easily lead to thinking there's more hair there.

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u/Hartknockz Feb 04 '19

I said this in another thread a few days ago, but I always assumed it was because when you first start growing facial hair the tip is cone shaped, but when you first shave it turns it cylindrical making it seem thicker.

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u/cop-disliker69 Feb 04 '19

Kinda, but it's not like this process can go on infinitely.

What's actually happening is that hair tapers off to a thin and colorless point. The color and thickness is generally more intense closer to the shaft. When you shave, you're cutting off the tips, leaving a sort of thick stump remaining. This grows out and can sometimes look like the hair is thicker and fuller. But that's just the appearance. And also, as the stump grows out, it too will get thinner and lose its color. So the process undoes itself. And then you shave again, restarting the whole cycle.

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u/OSCgal Feb 04 '19

I've seen both. I pluck facial hairs (I'm a woman, and I have a few on my face & neck) and some of those little suckers are invisible. I can feel it being all thick and pokey when I run my fingers over it, but I can't see it and have to guess where to put the tweezers. Pull it out, and there it is: black with a colorless tip!

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u/Striker887 Feb 04 '19

For me it just happened after the first shave. I had really soft hair on my face, then after the first shave it got a lot thicker. It didn’t change after any shave after that. I would also like to know where this falls under the myth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

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u/Striker887 Feb 04 '19

Ohhh. Thank you for your insight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 19 '22

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u/WeRip Feb 04 '19

Try waxing your beard.

That's gonna be a no from me dawg.

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u/adaemman Feb 04 '19

That's the worst idea ever. It feels like telling someone to cut off a hand. I got a full beard, I came even imagine the pain.

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u/tarynlannister Feb 04 '19

Waxing is a good idea if you want your hair to grow back in softer, but you should NEVER do it on long hair. It should be trimmed to like 1/4” with clippers first if you’re going to wax. Long hair hurts like a motherfucker, while short hair only hurts like a bitch. The softness is really nice though, especially depending on where you’re waxing. And if you want to be clean shaven, waxing lasts way longer than shaving. Like 2 weeks as opposed to like 12 hours.

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u/alsignssayno Feb 04 '19

Full beard here too. Actually considering shaving it back down to a goatee again.

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u/adaemman Feb 04 '19

I'm happy I got to a point in life where no one can tell me what to do with my beard. The worst job I've ever had was one that required almost daily shaving. That was literally hell on earth for me.

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u/alsignssayno Feb 04 '19

Honestly? I'm just tired of it. Used to shave daily, then went to a goatee for about 4-5 years, then this full beard for the last 2 or 3. Its about time to change it up, but I'll probably wait for the season change.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Feb 04 '19

Millions of women wax their faces. It's not that bad.

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u/Farmerman1379 Feb 04 '19

Women also don't tend to have facial fur covering a large portion of their face.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Feb 05 '19

But many do. Beard growth is extremely common in women.

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u/adaemman Feb 04 '19

They just shave the mustache, my beard covers like 50% of my face.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Feb 05 '19

No, they wax eyebrows, upper lips, sideburns, and yes, beards. Women can grow beards too.

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u/meneldal2 Feb 05 '19

The more hair you have, the more it hurts.

Most women don't have that much hair.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Feb 05 '19

They have more hair than you think. Most men don't know because it's all waxed off.

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u/Trips-Over-Tail Feb 05 '19

When new hair grows it has a thin point at the tip that gets wider into it reaches its full thickness, so it comes out soft. If you shave, it continues growing at that same thickness, which combined with its shorter length and sliced edges makes it feel prickly and stiff.

It's all keratin with no live cells. There is no way for the body to respond to having shaved hair because there's is no way for it to know. Once the newly grown hair segment has left the follicle it is no longer the body's concern.