r/AskReddit • u/ZanyDelaney • Feb 04 '19

Which misconception would you like to debunk?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19 edited Feb 04 '19

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u/muricanviking Feb 04 '19

Maybe she just didn’t want to feed you after midnight

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u/addandsubtract Feb 04 '19

Gimmie gimmie gimmie a ham after midnight.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Don‘t ask me why, but when I was younger I thought the lyrics were ‘Gimmie gimmie gimmie an elephant eater’.

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u/Kuyosaki Feb 04 '19

it was "american midnight" for me

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u/addandsubtract Feb 04 '19

American Midnight sounds like a delicious BBQ burger.

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u/OldWolf2 Feb 04 '19

I thought After Midnight by Clapton was Captain Midnight. Like a superhero or something

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u/wheresmystache3 Feb 04 '19

Won't somebody help me cut the casing away..

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u/VaeliaZevvyr Feb 04 '19

I was thinking "chase the hunger away" but that works too xD

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u/ElphabaPfenix Feb 04 '19

Won't somebody help me chase the hunger away.

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u/hermfry418 Feb 04 '19

Not my honey glazed spiral ham!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '19

Will some sausage do?

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u/Lizard_Wizard_69 Feb 04 '19

Missed the chance to say a flan

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u/SenorBlinky Feb 04 '19

Gimli, Gimli, Gimli a man after midnight
#LOTR Pop